i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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