so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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