names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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