Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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