my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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