You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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