oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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