I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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