you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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