i wish there were pregnant emoticons
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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