and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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