Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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