I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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