areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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