Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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