What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I am morally bankrupt
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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