Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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