Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
The Olympian is in my bed
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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