To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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