"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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