im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Found the puke drawer
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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