kristin has been a bad kristin
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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