that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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