It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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