benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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