Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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