So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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