oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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