singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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