I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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