Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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