I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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I can't put those talents on a resume
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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