Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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