yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
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I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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