A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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