I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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