imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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