He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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