It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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