she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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