in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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