i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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