Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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