maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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