The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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