So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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