He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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