He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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