i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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