So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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