Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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