i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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